Not everyone in the world gets clean water. Some have to drink gross, murky, swamp water - this is the face I'd make if I had to drink that. Luckily, I get my water from a tap, run it through a Brita filter to make sure it’s extra clean, chug it down whenever I please (except during Ramadan), and give the same to my fat cat. That’s right, my cat drinks cleaner water than most people and she’s not above licking her own butt.

Charity:water is here to help those who don't have access to clean water. They work with local partners in 24 countries to build wells and water systems. 100% of the money goes directly to the projects because they have a group of super rich friends to cover the overhead costs. I think that’s pretty neat.

For my 31st coming up, I’m pledging my birthday to help those who aren’t as lucky as my fat cat and I. Please donate your butts off and help me reach $1000! You can donate $31 in honor of my age or even $3 is cool. For anyone who makes a donation, I’m going to post a video online of myself speaking in an accent or doing a celebrity impression. Comment if you have requests!